HAHAHAHAHAH ESTWOFID!
ANG PULUBI
- AMO: inday! May pulubi sa gate, Paalisin mo nga!
- INDAY: Right away maam!
- INDAY TO BEGGAR: Hey! u putrid smelling beggar w/ d' deverse ambiance of. scented junk dat assails everybody's nostrils & carbon free lungs! Pls. go away now!
- BEGGAR: Wat?! hu do u think u are? u pathetic trying hard nanny! How could u! a social climber and very low grade mammal, underestimating a hi-class beggar like me? d hell w/ u!
- INDAY: Nakakasakit kna ah! Maam oh! Ayaw umalis! :((
Ang Tindera
- BATA: pabili po . .
- TINDERA: (maarte) what do u intend to buy?
- BATA: meron po kaung
- "liquid solution that was mixed evenly w/ organic compound substances and had undergo fermentation and sealed inside a solid state of matter in a homogeneous mixture?
- TINDERA: ha?Anu? (tulo laway)
- BATA: coke po! Pasosyal pa!!!!kc BOBO nman pala!
so what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed, we’re just havin fun, that’s how what’s supposed to be, LIVIN YOUNG, WILD, and FREE! ( WIZ_KHALIFA )
Hi Miss Cellphone kba?……..Dahil pag gising ko sa umaga ikaw ang parati kung hinahanap eh!
(source :kleinpaner17)
